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whelp...here we are in ewwwfoe-land
LORDT, you know it’s getting bad for a certain political mosheen when they have the…checks notes…Department of War…release files about You Eff Oh’s…
That’s right, if you head on over to…double checks notes… https://www.war.gov/UFO/ you can see all the…um. Hm…Disclosure1 happening. And what a great looking site it is, too! I mean, the pseudo-techno font makes me feel like I’m LARPing as an X-files character just accessing it. Nothing like a government website wearing hacker’s dark-mode drag, either.
And let’s take a moment for the site address itself!
WAR DOT GOV
I mean…..I meannnnn I mean, like, I dunno, Scoob, but I don’t think Orwell should be used as an instruction manual, but that’s just me.
Back when it was still the Defense department, a number of weirdy UAP videos have been slowly trickling out of the gubbermental larva distillery apparatus2 to air its moist self out in mild public referendum. Things in the sky and sea that really do actually look and behave weird. But if you index this with a past missive of ol’Flapjack’s3, what this really suggests is the service-members recording these events don’t have the necessary clearance to know what kind of black project it is they’re looking at. You know, the kind of project that somehow has a higher priority than, say, universal healthcare.
If anything, I feel this strangely timed release of um…scratches head…unprecedented disclosure just reaffirms my opinion that no one as of yet, knows for sure if the Urth has been visited by non-Urthians or not4. And that’s probably just fine for now, I mean…I meannnn…do YOU want this administration to take claim of first contact?
Set in Kansas City! lol…i wonder why…
GLARDAP for those in the know
couldn’t resist the opportunity for two apostrophe’s and a footnote
So, there might be some sort of correlation between UAP enthusiasts and…voting patterns? I hate that. Sigh.